Quotes about funny
funny movie workout
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. Samuel Goldwyn
funny work stupid
We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.
funny witty years
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
funny witty impossible
It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
funny witty comedy
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
funny happiness witty
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
funny witty may
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
funny tired humor
I seated ugliness on my knee, and almost immediately grew tired of it. Salvador Dali
funny witty work
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.
funny music sarcastic
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
funny men thinking
I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look. Ryan Seacrest
funny life men
A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me. Rudolph Valentino
funny-marriage kitchen stuff
I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff. Wendy Liebman
funny guy television
I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.
funny-family comedy shows
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. Wanda Sykes
funny hard-work government
Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
funny-inspirational breast-cancer unhappy
I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
funny animal men
Men and animals regard each other across a gulf of mutual incomprehension. W. G. Sebald
funny morning night
Oh! a private buffoon is a light-hearted loon, If you listen to popular rumour; From morning to night he's so joyous and bright, And he bubbles with wit and good humour! W. S. Gilbert
funny heart long
Bless your heart, they don't mind--they're exceedingly kind-- They don't blame you--as long as you're funny!
funny science simple
Of course, Behaviourism 'works'. So does torture. Give me a no-nonsense, down-to-earth behaviourist, a few drugs, and simple electrical appliances, and in six months I will have him reciting the Athanasian Creed in public. W. H. Auden
funny-life helping-others earth
We are all here on earth to help others.
funny music people
No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.
funny-friendship funny-best-friend differences
Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.
funny men play
Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long. William Congreve
funny sexy use
I don't use my body to seduce, no. I just stand there. Ursula Andress
funny pregnancy television
I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil. Uri Geller
funny good-morning good-day
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. Ursula K. Le Guin
funny humor sleep
When action grows unprofitable, gather information; when information grows unprofitable, sleep.
funny depression crazy
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
funny jobs school
There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done. School and prison. William Glasser
funny movie princess
Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. William Goldman
funny witty humorous
I'll sleep when I'm dead. Warren Zevon