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With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres! Jerry Coleman
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When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around. Jerry Coleman
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I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this. Jerry Coleman
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You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast. Jerry Coleman
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That was like swatting June bugs off a fly. Jerry Coleman
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DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other. Jerry Coleman
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What a great hitch to pit! Jerry Coleman
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Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning. Jerry Coleman
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National League umpires wear inside chest protesters. Jerry Coleman
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The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin. Jerry Coleman
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There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout. Jerry Coleman
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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game. Jerry Coleman
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And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4. Jerry Coleman
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Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable. Jerry Coleman
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I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series. Jerry Coleman
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The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri. Jerry Coleman
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At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3. Jerry Coleman
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Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down. Jerry Coleman
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split. Jerry Coleman
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Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus. Jerry Coleman
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They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe. Jerry Coleman
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Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight. Jerry Coleman
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Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight. Jerry Coleman
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The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston. Jerry Coleman
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Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican? Jerry Coleman
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The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century. Jerry Coleman
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Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee. Jerry Coleman
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Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play. Jerry Coleman
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Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year! Jerry Coleman
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It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. Jerry Coleman
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Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut. Jerry Coleman
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Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either. Jerry Coleman
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Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin. Jerry Coleman