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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
scandal ruins
It's better to live down a scandal than to ruin one's life. Anton Chekhov
scandal machines hostage
Death is a scandal. The machine is functioning, we are all hostages Elias Canetti
scandal brutality moral
The scale and the brutality of our prisons are the moral scandal of American life. Adam Gopnik
scandal
Virtue consisted in avoiding scandal and venereal disease. Robert Cecil
scandals
Nope, no sex scandals yet. But I am open to offers! John Cusack
scandal my-favorite members
My favorite cast member of Scandal is Josh Malina. Darby Stanchfield
scandal corruption mccain
The more there is scandal and corruption in Washington, the better it is for McCain, so he`s at a high point right now. Chuck Todd
scandal particular
No particular scandal one can touch but it confounds the breather. William Shakespeare
scandal dies
Scandal dies sooner of itself, than we could kill it. Benjamin Rush
youth young
Youth is not wasted on the young, it is perpetrated on the young. David Rakoff
youth
In [my] youth I was smacked around. Arnold Schwarzenegger
youth
The music of your youth stays with you throughout your life. Dick Clark
youth hold-fast
Hold fast to youth and beauty. Elizabeth Arden
youth tenacity charming
the most charming thing about youth is the tenacity of its impressions. Agnes Repplier
youth social made
Certainly in each social period, youth must be made to venerate the dominant absurdities. Charles Fourier
youth said
It is always "Youth, youth," when there is nothing else to be said.
youth indignation
For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes. Chris Evans
youth-of-today effort tables
Some argued that the youth of today were poorly educated and insufficiently industrious, but one of them had sought to validate his generation by spending considerable time and effort chiseling an obscene word in the concrete picnic table, and he had spelled it correctly. Dean Koontz