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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
moon people lasts
Never say [to younger people] "that was before your time," because the last full moon was before their time! Bill Cosby
moon civilization space
A single message from space will show that it is possible to live through technological adolescence. . . . It is possible that the future of human civilization depends on the receipt of interstellar messages. Carl Sagan
moon extraterrestrial star-gazing
In the deepest sense the search for extraterrestrial intelligence is a search for ourselves.
moon touching
I think aggressively touching the Moon is an understatement. Scott Horowitz
moon people earth
...the debate among the scientists if over. There is no more debate. We face a planetary emergency. There is no more scientific debate among serious people who've looked at the science...Well, I guess in some quarters, there's still a debate over whether the moon landing was staged in a movie lot in Arizona, or whether the Earth is flat instead of round. Al Gore
moon thinking people
The debate's over. The people who dispute the international consensus on global warming are in the same category now with the people who think the moon landing was staged on a movie lot in Arizona.
moon thinking people
If the people that believed the moon landing was staged on a movie lot had access to unlimited money from large carbon polluters or some other special interest who wanted to confuse people into thinking that the moon landing didn't take place, I'm sure we'd have a robust debate about it right now.
moon snakes space
To use a Southern euphemism, our space program has been snake-bit.
moon light depth
Poetry is a sequence of dots and dashes, spelling depths, crypts, cross-lights, and moon wisps. Carl Sandburg
space said patches
You’re impinging on my private space,” I said, inching backward. Patch gave a barely-there smile. "Impinging? This isn’t the SAT, Nora. Becca Fitzpatrick
space may return
You may leave here for four days in space, but when you return it's the same old place. Barry McGuire
space rhythm
Rhythm is the life of space of time danced through. Cecil Taylor
space underwear knows
As we all know, there is no underwear in space. Carrie Fisher
space horizon bangs
By looking far out into space we are also looking far back into time, back toward the horizon of the universe, back toward the epoch of the Big Bang.
space movement enchantment
In figure painting, the type of all painting, I have endeavoured to set forth that the principal if not sole source of life enchantments are Tactile Values, Movement and Space Composition. Bernard Berenson
space shapes firsts
A cross could be a shape for expressing something spacious, such as the coordinators of space. That could be called its first significance or its first relevance. Antoni Tapies
spaces
It is important to have permanent safe spaces in Harlem. Geoffrey Canada
space
I'd like to see how space is. I'd like to float. Josh Smith