Famous Quotes & Sayings

Robinson Cano

I never realized how funny he was until I was on the team last year. Matsui is a good guy. He's one of the leaders on the team.

Jeff Garlin

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.

Ron Gardenhire

I'm Tony Batista from the Dominican Republic. He's a pretty funny guy. We've had a lot of laughs already.

Diane Neal

I never get to be funny on T.V.

Jon Scieszka

I like to tell kids that I started thinking about stories when I first started reading stuff like Dr. Seuss and 'Go, Dog. Go!,' thinking, 'Oh yeah, that's funny. I'd like to do that.' And then writing throughout school, but at the same time I was studying pre-med stuff, because my mom told me I should be a doctor.

I'm a very honest person. Now, I can look back at it as a funny thing. You now, things happen.

Nicola Sturgeon

I'm a politician, and as you know, politicians are rarely very funny.

Sarah Silverman

I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.

Oscar Wilde

I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.

I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.

I know it's funny. The study of rocks.

Matthew Stafford

I really like 'Gladiator.' I like 'The Dark Knight.' I really liked, when I was a kid, 'U.S. Marshalls.' I like funny movies, too. 'Old School' and 'The Hangover.' 'The Hangover' was up there; I liked it.

John Abraham

He started talking about the incident, the DWI, like it was a joke. But it's not funny to me.

John Abraham

He started talking about the incident, the DWI, like it was a joke, ... But it's not funny to me.

Mekhi Phifer

I don't really like hospitals that much. People are sick; sometimes it can be depressing. There's people going through a lot of pain in there. It has that funny smell.

Justin Upton

I didn't leave much room ... It's kind of funny how it's working out.

Ingmar Bergman

I hope I never get so old I get religious.

Jack Lemmon

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Jack Dempsey

Tell him he can have my title, but I want it back in the morning.

Jack Dempsey

All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him.

J. D. Salinger

Mothers are all slightly insane.

It was a setback. But you go on. I am just glad who we have here. I am just glad as heck. Things work out in funny ways.

Leslie Nielsen

It's a different ballgame, ... It'll be funny, interesting. As actors, we're doing our own writing.

Clint Walker

It's a funny thing about westerns. For a while nobody would do a western.

Kenny Chesney

It's a funny thing about these kinda towns. They may not be big or flashy, but they're like where I come from: real basic, pretty simple and all heart. The people that live in those places, that come from those kinds of towns, they remind you about everything that's good about folks, so it's great to be able to start our next leg right smack in the middle of it all.

George Bernard Shaw

It's a funny thing about that bust. As time goes on it seems to get younger and younger.

David Frum

It's a funny story; it's not a self-aggrandizing one.

David Cronenberg

It's a funny movie, too. People may wonder what's going on when they hear that about a movie that has the title A History of Violence . I think once they see it, they'll get it.

Sue Gardner

It's a funny habit to write encyclopedia entries. It's not a mass taste.

Carlos Delgado

It's a funny game. It's kind of a bummer. It would have been nice to keep the line moving.

It's a raw, grungy, funny show. If this kind of show can't work here, it can't work anywhere.

Andy Richter

I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.

Jim Beall

I want to look at what he said and try to find out why he said it. There is a lot of funny stuff going on with this thing.