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Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
underwear wear weeks
I'm superstitious... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious. Kate Hudson
underwear kind persons
I'm definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time. Ashley Tisdale
underwear buisness persons
My underwear is my own person buisness. Dan Miller
underwear comfortable
I'm not entirely comfortable with myself in underwear. Christy Turlington
underwear notting-hill
I went out in my goddamn underwear too! Julia Roberts
underwear undies bras
I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers. Katie Price
underwear cookies strange
I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies. Jennifer Aniston
underwear breathe uncomfortable
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe. Jean Harlow
underwear leather
I wear leather underwear! Emma Bunton
wells alas
Alas! never had I loved him so well! Charlotte Bronte
wells mining
Expect URZ stock to perform well as mining begins at Nichols Ranch. David Talbot
wells queensland happenings
Well, something is happening in Queensland that is not happening anywhere else. Campbell Newman
wells
You've got to do it all, the physical as well as the skilful. Jamie Redknapp
wells prodigals
To reclaim the prodigal is well, but to save him from ever being a prodigal is better. Charles Spurgeon
wells ifs
I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed. Chi Chi Rodriguez
wells divorced
When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.' Louis C. K.
wells fanatics
Only fanatics — in religion as well as in politics — can find a meaning in someone else’s death. Elie Wiesel
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Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food. Calvin Trillin