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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
underwear wear weeks
I'm superstitious... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious. Kate Hudson
underwear comfortable
I'm not entirely comfortable with myself in underwear. Christy Turlington
underwear buisness persons
My underwear is my own person buisness. Dan Miller
underwear kind persons
I'm definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time. Ashley Tisdale
underwear conscious streets
You do not go out into the street in your underwear, although usually you are wearing underwear. The underwear is not visible but it is there all the time. It is the same with concepts. They are there. They underlie practical things we do- even when we are not conscious of them. Edward de Bono
underwear helping wells
Well, you wear underwear. That helps. Emily Blunt
underwear addict
I'm an addict for underwear. Jennifer Ellison
underwear attire solemn
Wear audacious underwear under the most solemn business attire. H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
underwear cookies strange
I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies. Jennifer Aniston
wells prodigals
To reclaim the prodigal is well, but to save him from ever being a prodigal is better. Charles Spurgeon
wells mining
Expect URZ stock to perform well as mining begins at Nichols Ranch. David Talbot
wells queensland happenings
Well, something is happening in Queensland that is not happening anywhere else. Campbell Newman
wells divorced
When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.' Louis C. K.
wells stills
Well, until this very day, I'm still learning. Dennis Brown
wells kate
Well, I'd love to work with Kate Winslet - she's amazing. Elizabeth Olsen
wells alas
Alas! never had I loved him so well! Charlotte Bronte
wells ifs
I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed. Chi Chi Rodriguez
wells barack
I knew Barack Obama, absolutely. And I knew him probably as well as thousands of other Chicagoans. Bill Ayers