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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
vampire freak series
Cirque du Freak' is the best vampire series ever. Darren Shan
vampire swedish vampire-movie
Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie. David Sedaris
vampire back-when needs
You'll be back. When the hunger knows no reason! And then you'll need to feed, and you'll need me to show you how. Catherine Deneuve
vampires
If vampires were a separate species, and they were into genetic engineering, what would they engineer for? Octavia E. Butler
vampire way metaphor
Vampires are total sexual metaphors; there's just no way around that. Alan Ball
vampire clubs bondage
It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club Charlaine Harris
vampire lasts exit
As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.
vampire fiesta
You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta
vampire want pissed-off
You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.
sometimes more-to-life surviving
There's more to life than just surviving . . . but . . . sometimes just surviving is all you get Charles de Lint
sometimes failing should
Do what is beyond your strength even should you fail sometimes. Charles Stewart Parnell
sometimes categories term
Sometimes you recognize that there is a category of human experience that has not been identified but everyone knows about it. That is when I find a term to describe it. Brian Eno
sometimes pleasure my-own
Sometimes I will endanger my own life to pleasure a woman. Bret Michaels
sometimes enjoy my-own
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes. Dave Chappelle
sometimes humans persons
You're not a bad person. But you sometimes do bad things. You know what that makes you? Human. David D. Burns
sometimes wonder sometimes-i-wonder
Sometimes, I wonder what I'm doing here. Cesar Romero
sometimes fraternal
Fraternal love, sometimes almost every thing, is at others worse than nothing. Jane Austen
sometimes dramatic entertaining
You have to take some dramatic license just to make it entertaining sometimes Chi McBride