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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
hot meals looks
You just have to realize that no matter how delectable that meal looks, there's a chance that you might not get to eat it while it's hot. Betty Wright
hot somebody trying win
We're going to give this a go. That's our plan. If somebody is really hot and we're trying to win games, it may come down to that. John Gibbons
hot
We're going to give it to the hot hand. Andre Woodson
hotel
When we got here on Monday, we rented a hotel and started to get help. John Hamilton
hot hot-chick paint
I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks. Bam Margera
hot stuff sometimes
And sometimes, when you feel low on yourself, that's just when you have to go out there and be photographed or do a scene where you're hot stuff. You're always working on it. Delta Burke
hot land next stand
With the light-rail going in right next to us and all the development around, it makes our land a hot spot. You can't really stand in the way of it. Gina Lombardi
hot knew loss pressure springs
We knew what was on the line. The pressure was off after the loss to Hot Springs (Thursday). Curt Shaw
hot instantly line swiss tap turn
A witticism in an airport security line is like a Swiss tap - turn it on, and you instantly find yourself in hot water. Shashi Tharoor
rubber says tendency
The only problem I've had with my Vox wah is its tendency to move around on the floor. So now it sits on a rubber mat that says in big letters, 'Kirk's Wah-Wah Rug.' Kirk Hammett
rubber
I've always said the rubber duck is a yellow catalyst. Florentijn Hofman
rubber condom
A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums. Bill Engvall
rubber
A rubber neck is a necessary part of equipment. Peter O'Toole
rubber needs chickens
Every studio needs a rubber chicken. Joe Jonas
rubber stamp
Don't overestimate your power. This is not a rubber stamp deal. Mike Anderson
rubber way obstacles
Trade and commerce, if they were not made of Indian rubber, would never manage to bounce over the obstacles which legislators are continually putting in their way. Henry David Thoreau
rubber
If I had a rubber band, I would have yanked it back. Fred Brown
rubber outsiders tribes
The Ocaina and many of the other indigenous peoples of the Amazon were nearly wiped out during the rubber boom in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Outsiders came into the jungle, enslaved the tribes to harvest the rubber and killed those that resisted. Tom Cole