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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
make-out expenses accounts
All I learned from Eliel Saarinen was how to make out an expense account Frank Lloyd Wright
make-out hunk paid
I get paid to make out with the hunks! Kelly Ripa
right-now
It doesn´t come later. Everything you´re supposed to do is here right now. Byron Katie
right-now
Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy. Louis C. K.
right-now
Right now, we are doing it blindly. Donald Berwick
right-now
There has never been a better time in the history of time than right now to start a business. Gary Vaynerchuk
right-now
Right now I'm single. Single, and loving it. Jody Watley
right-now
Hi. It's Nikki. I'm not here right now because I'm dead. Nikki Sixx
right-now courses saddest
What about you? Are you happiest and saddest right now that you've ever been?" "Of course I am." "Why?" "Because nothing makes me happier and nothing makes me sadder than you. Nicole Krauss
right-now
I'm very rarely beyond words, and I am right now. John O'Hurley
right-now
I have never been happier, or healthier, than I am right now. Robin Roberts