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funny men humans
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funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
make-out expenses accounts
All I learned from Eliel Saarinen was how to make out an expense account Frank Lloyd Wright
make-out hunk paid
I get paid to make out with the hunks! Kelly Ripa
right-now
It doesn´t come later. Everything you´re supposed to do is here right now. Byron Katie
right-now
Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy. Louis C. K.
right-now
Right now, we are doing it blindly. Donald Berwick
right-now courses saddest
What about you? Are you happiest and saddest right now that you've ever been?" "Of course I am." "Why?" "Because nothing makes me happier and nothing makes me sadder than you. Nicole Krauss
right-now
Hi. It's Nikki. I'm not here right now because I'm dead. Nikki Sixx
right-now
I'm very rarely beyond words, and I am right now. John O'Hurley
right-now
There has never been a better time in the history of time than right now to start a business. Gary Vaynerchuk
right-now
Right now I'm single. Single, and loving it. Jody Watley
right-now involved
Right now I'm not involved with anybody, but I hope by 75 I will be again. Stevie Nicks