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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
divorce wife worry
If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she'd say 'sign this then. Don't worry it's only a divorce. Au revoir'. David Ginola
divorce son my-son
Love after divorce is all about showing and sharing with my son what is good and right in life! David Gray
divorce should be-prepared
You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth. Dave Barry
divorce reason
I don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce. Catherine Deneuve
divorce games definitions
Divorce is a game played by lawyers. Cary Grant
divorce divorced
I find divorces repulsive. I will never get divorced, never. Catherine Zeta-Jones
divorce liberty doe
[The] liberty of divorce does not contribute to happiness and virtue. The facility of separation would destroy all mutual confidence, and inflame every trifling dispute . . . Edward Gibbon
divorce able sentimental
in the dissolution of sentimental partnerships it is seldom that both associates are able to withdraw their funds at the same time ... Edith Wharton
divorce needs need-money
Even with my divorce and with everything, I don't need money. Arnold Schwarzenegger
playboy
I've been asked to pose for Playboy. Elizabeth Jagger
playboy potential rotten talks traded
I think if he was traded because of any potential talks with Playboy or anything like this, then that's a dirty, nasty, rotten trick. That's really a freedom-of-speech infringement on me. He's my husband. I'm his wife. He's not responsible for what I do and I'm not responsible for what he does. I have my own career, and it should be separated. Anna Benson
playboy
Michael Jackson asked me to sign a Playboy. I was more than happy to. Jessica Hahn
playboy tied-up tied
Some, but much of my money is tied up in Playboy stock. Christie Hefner
playboy decent chaps
The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never lets his public down. Errol Flynn
playboy throttle liberating
But 'Playboy' was liberating. I was drawn to it and went for it full throttle. LeRoy Neiman
playboy considering
I am seriously considering it. Rebecca Loos