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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
wrestling golf bodybuilding
The harder you work, the luckier you become. Carl Karcher
wrestling matter baggage
To me, wrestling is therapy. No matter how bad my personal situation is, when I step into the ring, all my troubles disappear. My baggage stays in the back where it belongs. Eddie Guerrero
wrestling champion negative
If you want to be a champion you cannot have any kind of an outside negative force coming in to deflect you. Arnold Schwarzenegger
wrestling stink faster
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. Denis Waitley
wrestling dark light
If it weren't for the dark days, we wouldn't know what it is to walk in the light. Earl Campbell
wrestling air way
Just look at the way he hangs in mid air! Bobby Heenan
wrestling want hours
Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.
wrestling lasts saws
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
wrestling blind
You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!
wwe fans reason
For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know. Billy Eichner
wwe names
My name is CHL. That's Charles Haas Layfield. Charlie Haas
wwe
The Haas is here! And you can't see me!
wwe pointing showing-off
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!
wwe needs
Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.
wwe lovely sapphires
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
wwe risk showers
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
wwe rocks ass
The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here! Dwayne Johnson
wwe
'You can't see me'? What are you playing? Peekaboo?