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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
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Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
wwe names
My name is CHL. That's Charles Haas Layfield. Charlie Haas
wwe
The Haas is here! And you can't see me!
wwe fans reason
For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know. Billy Eichner
wwe pointing showing-off
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count! Bobby Heenan
wwe needs
Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.
wwe lovely sapphires
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
wwe risk showers
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
wwe rocks ass
The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here! Dwayne Johnson
wwe
'You can't see me'? What are you playing? Peekaboo?
bingo coming enjoyed loved night parlor
She enjoyed the bingo parlor and that's what she was doing the night that she was killed. She was coming back from that. She was doing something that she loved anyway. John Garrott
bingo bunch interested men
But they're not interested in joining. They think we're just a bunch of old men who play bingo and cards.
bingo cruise daughter twice win won
My daughter didn't drink. She was not a run-around. Bingo was her thing, and she had won twice on the cruise already. She wanted to win the big prize.
bingo brings christmas fresh italy local oil olive party tons type woman
We go to Italy every winter, and my husband's mother has a bingo party on Christmas. Every woman brings a dish: lentils, cavolo nero, tons of beans, polenta, every type of cheese, bruschetta, fresh vegetables, and local olive oil and wine. Debi Mazar
bingo halls problem safe wise
The problem we have is $36,000 going to keep bingo halls safe from terrorists. We don't see that as a wise use of money.
bingo calling open policy students talk trying
I will have open meetings, open forums, an open-door policy and calling bingo in the dorms at night, trying to get the students to talk to me and tell me what's really on their minds.
bingo finally happy hard including people planning ten volunteers work worked
Ten long years of planning and hard work by many people is finally going to come to fruition. I am happy for the volunteers who have worked so hard, including the bingo volunteers who have been at it for 10 years.
bingo horribly impact large members percentage players smoking
It would impact us horribly if they put in a smoking ban. There's a large percentage of our members and a large percentage of our bingo players who smoke.
bingo convince council hard spend tribal
It was really hard to convince the Tribal Council to spend $500 on bingo equipment.