Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
love heartbreak kissing
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
anxiety gains knows
See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics.
girl grateful stages-of-life
I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.
poor factory-workers factories
I'm in show business. I'm not like a poor factory worker who'd been laid off.
lying reality people
It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you.... you've got to find an answer to the question: Why go on?
sarcastic time fun
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
hours dislike universe
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
thinking good-movie made
I'd like to make a great movie. I've made many movies. I think I've made some good movies. I've never felt I've made a great movie.
inspiration quaker persons
I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers
funny teacher witty
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
chastity ifs
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
new-york children kids
I wish my parents had raised me in Manhattan because I think it's the greatest thing you can do for a kid is to raise them in New York City. I can see this with my own children.
nice goal healthy
I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!
funny children humor
I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.