Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
fun nice thinking
Everyone wants to get out of living where they're living now, because life is a pretty tough proposition and not much fun. But when you think back to earlier times, you only extrapolate the nice things.
enjoy-it-while-it-lasts answers should
Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.
brother love-life games
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.
fudge too-much taste
Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.
immature way yeah
How am I immature? Intellectually, emotionally, and sexually. Yeah, but in what other ways?
god jobs class
Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
dog phones return
Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls.
men feelings no-respect
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.
evil groups knows
Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
inspiration writing perfect
There is an advantage in having a routine and working with the same people when you can and in writing as a regular thing and filming as a regular thing. That routine pays off for you. You get a lot of productivity that way, rather than sitting around waiting for inspiration and waiting for the perfect thing to happen. I would be much less productive that way.
thinking goal focus
I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.
sex dirty done
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
meaningful sports religious
Everybody knows how awful the world is and each person distorts it in a certain way that enables him to get through. Some people distort it with religious things, others with sports, money, love, art, and they all have their own nonsense about what makes it meaningful, and all but nothing makes it meaningful. These things definitely serve a certain function, but in the end they all fail to give life meaning and everyone goes to his grave in a meaningless way.
home actors engagement
If the [actors] are working, and I have a dinner engagement, I don't do 20 takes. I do five takes and go home. I want to go to dinner.