Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
writing math discovery
Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to reevaluation of counting as a method of getting from one to ten. Students are taught advanced concepts of Boolean algebra, and formerly unsolvable equations are dealt with by threats of reprisals.
breakup wife lasts
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
love-is movie-love suffering
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer. Not to love is to suffer.
love book self
No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
funny humor jersey
The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.
suicide unhappy brooklyn
Where I grew up in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Everyone was too unhappy.
morning real character
In real life I'm not the character I play in my films. I'm reasonably competent, I work very hard, I'm disciplined, I lead a very middle class life. I work in the mornings, I have lunch, I practise my clarinet, I go to the movies, I eat out in restaurants or watch ball games on television or at the ball games.
clothes soul body
If my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting
annie-hall magazines dissent
I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.
funny-life believe past
I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.
ideas stories comedy
I'm generally not a social dramatist or comedy writer. My interests have always been more in psychological stories or personal relations and comic ideas.
thinking drunk littles
I know what I think but I don't know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit drunk and dance it for you.
inspirational funny life
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
funny desire return
I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.