Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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All people know the same truth; our lives consist of how we choose to distort them
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
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When a film is reviled, you open a film and people say "Oh, it's the stupidest thing, it's the worst movie." You think: oh, nobody's going to ever speak to you again. But, it doesn't happen. Nobody cares. You know, they read it and they say "Oh, they hated your film." You care, at the time. But they don't. Nobody else cares.
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There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.
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Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.
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When you start putting a higher value on works of art than people, you’re forfeiting your humanity.
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People always ask me, Do you ever think you'll wake up one morning and not be funny? That thought would never occur to me--it's an odd thought and not realistic. Because funny and me are not separate. We're one.
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You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.
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I don't why whatever works and whatever doesn't. You just make the film that you enjoy making at the time, and you think there's a good chance that people might enjoy the story. You're surprised pleasantly when they do. It's just luck.
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I've always believed that thoughtful people don't really take the tabloids seriously. They're basically a form of entertainment. I enjoy them as much as the next New Yorker.
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I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.