Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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I've gained no insight, no mellowing. I would make the same mistakes again.
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It's something that occurs to me many times in my movies. They can often be treated comically or dramatically, and I usually opt to treat them comically. But it occurred to me that you could get a story and you could fool around with it both ways.
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It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.
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The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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We stand today at a crossroads: One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other leads to total extinction. Let us hope we have the wisdom to make the right choice.
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Where am I, anyhow? I mean, what happened to everybody?
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All people know the same truth; our lives consist of how we choose to distort them
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That of a musician, but a musician playing in small jazz clubs or alone. I do not give concerts. I come on stage and play with my friends in the band, all of whom are better musicians than me, ... The Curse of the Jade Scorpion.
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A lion and a lamb can lay toghether, but the lamb will get little sleep.
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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
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It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.