Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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Recently there has been a lot of controversy between the countries, and I would hope that now the two countries could put all that behind them and start to build on what really has been a great friendship,
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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one consider that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
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If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words
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Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak.
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I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
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I'm a timid person-I was beaten up by Quakers
If there is reincarnation, I'dd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
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If you'd like to know how to get from the Big Apple to the Big Easy, take Highway Love, and you'll get there.
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
I can't vouch for this film, in all honesty,
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I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes