Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
art
None of the arts are any good unless you really are great at them.
quality half toilets
The film studios learned to our dismay but to their pleasure that if they spent $200 million making a film they could make half a billion on it. So they were not interested anymore in quality films.... They can't afford to be that risky at those prices. Consequently you're getting a lot of remakes, sequels, dopey comedies full of toilet jokes.
enjoy
I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.
father land pieces
My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went.
theater
There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you.
inspirational sex desire
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
smart kids parent
I was a smart kid and I was not understood by my parents.
thinking things-in-life evil
The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.
nice would-be impossible
Let's say there was no terrorism whatsoever and we were all very nice to one another and we were all kind, we still would be faced with an extremely cruel and hostile universe and existence and so I'm a great pessimist and I feel that it's impossible really to be happy, and that the best you can hope for is to be distracted.
country cities way
When you work from city to city or country to country, you work the same way; the working method is the same.
country cities way
When you work from city to city or country to country, you work the same way; the working method is the same.
summer tree singing
Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats.
expression people different
People make films for different reasons. For money. Or, they make them because something in them demands artistic expression. I do it because I enjoy the work.
funny humor science
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.