Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
kids writing ideas
Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I'm walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw.
funny thinking two
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
littles boring eternity
Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.
beautiful sex believe
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.
running morning writing
People ask me whether I think that one day I might wake up one morning and run dry, but I've had the opposite feeling - that I would die before I had time to write all the ideas in my drawer.
afterlife able twenties
I keep wondering if there is an afterlife, and if there is will they be able to break a twenty?
inspirational positive inspiring
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
new-york thinking cities
I can live in Paris for four months or London or, you know, Barcelona. These are places that are like New York. But I don't think I could live in many places. When I had to make a film in the United States I picked San Francisco because to me it's one of the great cities of America.
links masturbation entry
But it was I, yes I, who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!
mistake heaven chess
Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That's life - and chess.
orange forgive-me forgiving
Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.
memories book reading
Some of the best memories of my childhood that I have are the times that I played hooky from school so I could spend my days in the public library reading all the wonderful books at my disposal.
baseball beer culture
Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.
. . . they confuse everything I do with my life.