Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
boy cheating freshman looked next sitting soul thrown within year
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
stars years black
This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?
sleep flames years
The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.
years psychology lourdes
I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.
golden-years joy kind
All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.
girl years scandal
What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.
cells years white
[An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!
years hell social
I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.
years toilets sake
For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.
country men years
I, interestingly, had dated a woman in the Eisenhower Administration briefly, and it was ironic to me 'cause I was trying to do toher what Eisenhower has been doing to the country for the last eight years.
new-york opportunity years
I have a great admiration for English actors and actresses and have used them at every opportunity over the years, but now I won't have to import them to New York
years three done
Film is more of novelty, because I've done so much theater over many years. I'm in love with making movies. Also, I find it easier to remember three minutes of dialogue than three hours.
artist glasses years
The two biggest myths about me are that I'm an intellectual, because I wear these glasses, and that I'm an artist because my films lose money. Those two myths have been prevalent for many years.
music years play
Psychoanalyses is like music lessons, for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you can play the piano.