Woody Allen

Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
advice cast gin improvise learnt
I let the cast improvise a lot, especially with the slang, where they would say 'g and t' for gin and tonic. I wouldn't say that. I would say 'dicey' when they would say 'dodgy.' I learnt a lot.
almost came enjoying enjoyment experience films happens invariably rare rarely saw surprised
I like the film, and that's rare for me to say because I make films and I am almost invariably disappointed. When I saw ('Match Point'), I said, 'My God, it came out.' It surprised me. . . . So I am enjoying the experience because it happens so rarely for me.
higher perspective projects rating school
The higher the school rating the better off we are in having perspective projects look at our area,
action finally kidnapped parents realize rent snap
And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.
inside last statue time woman
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.
calf lay lion
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
although believe bringing change underwear
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear
long mind dying
I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens.
eye machines rays
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison." — "If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists
stars years black
This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?
mother two wow
Raised by two mothers...wow, most of us barely survive one
sex use emotion
You use sex to express every emotion except love.
beach hate sun
I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan - I stroke!
sleep flames years
The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.