Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on
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Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."
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My Lord, my Lord! What hath Thou done lately?
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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
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God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.
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The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
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Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria's Secret catalogue.
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I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.
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If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this new religious fervor, I glutted myself like a fanatic.
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If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.
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Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
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I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me