Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
fun thinking life-is-hard
Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.
way here-and-there life-is
Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.
softball morning team
I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.
paris american-movie
I didn't go to Paris until I was a grown-up in 1965. And when I went to Paris, it was the Paris I knew only from American movies.
want knows
I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want
knows ifs
Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?
witty humorous heart
The wicked at heart probably know something.
paris cities way
Paris is a very exciting city. I learned about Paris the same way that Americans do: from the movies.
years childhood analysis
I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood; I was breast-fed through falsies.
witty stupid humorous
he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something
maturity too-much mellow
You mellow too much you ripen and rot.
sex differences laughing
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
thinking opposites people
No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.
depression littles prozac
There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.