Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor eye
As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.
crazy heart gone
I carry a bullet in my breast pocket. Once, a crazy evangelist threw a bible at me, which would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.
morning thinking stuff
In fact, when they wake up in the morning, they're Jack Nicholson or Robert De Niro or Josh Brolin. And it's built-in, but they think it's all this other stuff. But it's not. They'd be great if they didn't think about their part or if they did think about it.
funny life witty
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
believe leader enough
Can you believe that? She says I'm not leader enough for her. Who was she looking for... Hitler?
witty humorous want
I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
creative actors sometimes
Sometimes some of the best moments are contributed by the actors being creative, with their own improvisations.
funny humor science
How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?
education book beer
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
incompetent
God is either cruel or incompetent.
firsts opinion respectful
When I first started, there were writers that I looked up to that I felt very influenced by and very respectful toward their work and their opinion of my work.
funny moving piano
Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.
sleep waking hours
The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
real people greek
You can learn technological things, you can learn about specific things, but the real problems that people deal with in any subject, existential subjects or romantic subjects, you never learn anything. So you make a fool of yourself when you're 20, you make a fool of yourself at 40, at 60 at 80. The ancient Greeks were dealing with these problems. They screwed up all the time. People do now.