Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
moving book beer
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
love mother dog
Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.
inspirational funny inspiring
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
people offers
I've always been interested in being in other people's movies. I never get any offers.
philosophy humanity understanding
There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught.
short-love sex love-you
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
funny book dirty
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
hands actors easy
I've always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them.
ideas annie-hall brilliant
You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.
suffering engagement three
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
light hard
When you are dead, it is hard to find the light switch.
want film
I usually want to crawl into the ground after I make a film, almost invariably.
god stupidity ankles
If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.
procrastination boredom community
If the world is a progressively realized community of interpretation, then either quadruplictity will drink procrastination or, provided that the nothing negates, boredom will ensue seldom more often than frequently.