Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
art france cinema
American films, it's a money-making industry. And in France, you can find great respect for cinema as art.
inspirational funny cheating
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
mother baby dog
When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said rabies. She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a Great Dane.
next want backwards
In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.
new-york men cinema
When I was a young man, my friends and I and all of us in New York were very influenced by French cinema. French cinema played an enormous influence on those of us who wanted to be filmmakers.
philosophy philosophical nyu
My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.
witty humorous paris
I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.
glasses half poison
I see the glass half full...but of poison.
happy-love love-and-death hilarious-love
I hope you're getting this down.
return want womb
I want to return to the womb, anyone's.
use want lasts
I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat.
dinner tvs frozen
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
clothes common idolized
I idolized Superman when I was younger. I thought he and I had a lot in common. He was always going into phonebooths and taking off all his clothes.
beautiful nice rain
Paris is particularly beautiful in the rain. It was just a nice experience for me, a pleasant experience, and I was able to present it to the world through my eyes, very subjectively - not realistically, but subjectively.