Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?
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Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.
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I like broad comedy. If I had an idea tomorrow for a film that was all slapstick and broad comedy, and it was an idea that interested me, I would not hesitate to do it because I enjoy watching these kinds of film.
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I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
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My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.
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I have great faith in the actors. When they improvise, it always sounds better than the stuff I write in my bedroom. When they improvise, they make it sound alive.
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Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God - I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.
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Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.
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I'm awash in self-contempt!
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What' s the matter with me? Why can't I be cool?
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What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!
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I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.
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I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.