Woody Allen

Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
love lasts unrequited
The only love that lasts is unrequited love.
doubt
I am plagued by doubts.
stress littles disorder
Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.
moving cities light
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
meaningful years people
You look up after many years and you find that a film has become a classic because it's meaningful to people and alive, decade after decade.
sex men wonderful
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
funny sexy humorous
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
culture shock culture-shock
I foresee death by culture shock.
cutting years kitchen
When you make the film, it's like a chef who works on the meal. After you're working all day in the kitchen and dicing and cutting and putting the sauces on, you don't want to eat it. That's how I always feel about the films. I work on it for a year. I've written it, I've worked with the actors, I've edited, put the music in. I just never want to see it again.
inspiring witty funny-inspirational
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
want fear-of-death happens
I don't fear death. - I just don't want to be around when it happens.
feelings hated persons
I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.
dog retirement heart
Retirement is a very subjective thing. There are guys I know who retire and they're very happy and they never miss work at all. I can't see myself retiring and fondling a dog every day. I like to get up and work and go out. I have too much energy or too much nervous anxiety or something. So I don't see myself retiring. Maybe I will suddenly get a stroke or a heart attack and I will be forced to retire, but if my health holds out I don't expect to retire.
philosophy done soup
The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup?