Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
race world aggressive
Is world peace possible or is the human race too innately aggressive? For instance: Have you ever seen women at a sample sale?
witty humorous boys
A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.
witty humorous geek
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.
people gone stockbrokers
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.
men eggs numbers
Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: "Let us out, let us out!".
girl baseball love-life
You can be distracted by your love life, by the baseball game, movies, by the nonsense. "Can I get my kid into this private school? Can I get this girl to go out with me Saturday night? Am I going to get the promotion in my office?" All this stuff, but in the end the universe burns out. So I think it's completely meaningless.
new-york thinking civilization
There is something about big cities that turns me on, and for whatever mysterious reason, places like New York and Paris inspire me. I think it's because cities represent civilization, and as crime-ridden and broken down as some of them are, it's still better than skipping through a meadow.
lucky way losing
If you pursue the other woman, it's a losing situation and it's not good for your relationship or your marriage. If your marriage is open and you're allowed to, that's no good either. There's no way, really in the end, to be happy unless you get very lucky.
sleep years honey
Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday
air up-in-the-air standing
Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.
life graduation home
It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
regret educational school
I loathed every day and regret every moment I spent in a school.
people lucky credit
I've always been lucky in casting. The trick in casting is to hire great people, and let them do what they do, don't interfere with them too much. And then when they're great, take credit for it in the end.
funny dream humorous
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?