Quotes by 'Will Wright'

Will Wright

William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...

want politician

I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.

running ice frozen

Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.

crazy matter logic

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.

elephants pet comedy

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

stage exaggeration expressive

My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.

imagination my-friends my-imagination

I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.

funny humor use

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.

funny firsts succeed

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

birthday moving tired

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

museums arms comedy

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

cat half half-life

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

school color naked

My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.

funny humor simple

I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.

emotion

I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.