Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
crazy matter logic
What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.
elephants pet comedy
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
stage exaggeration expressive
My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.
imagination my-friends my-imagination
I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.
funny humor use
If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.
funny firsts succeed
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
birthday moving tired
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
museums arms comedy
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
cat half half-life
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
school color naked
My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
funny humor simple
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
emotion
I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.
mother sleep night
When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.
wish lasts firsts
I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.