Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
sex humorous
Better laid than never.
daughter mother littles
My daughter refuses to call me mother in public; my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.
passion people matter
People are arguing whether Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" is anti-semitic. Well, whether it is or it isn't, it doesn't matter, because I've been in touch with his accounting firm, Rosencrantz, Levy and Stern, and they're screwing him out of his profits.
believe psychics personality
The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.
country children thinking
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
baby cousin complaining
my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.
baby having-a-baby scream
Having a baby can be a scream.
gone comedy okay
Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you're okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone.
fashion years ugly
I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
sports running grief
Whatever you do to recover from a loss, people will be critical because they believe that the only way to recover is their way. And you will even run into some people who should be run into by rhinos because they actually don't want to see you get over your tragedy at all; grief is a spectator sport for them.
sorry cutting acceptance
I was absorbing a sorry truth of show business - rejection is the norm and acceptance the oddity. I was learning to cut the tops off my highs and stay with the lows where the rejections and letdowns would be shallow.
baby children-love childbirth
Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
change moving giving
moving on is a gift you give yourself.
night laughing addiction
Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.