Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
hard love work
I will work as hard as I do because I love it.
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I love the Internet, and I love that you can say whatever you want.
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Get a pet, an animal you will love and one that will love you in return. In your home, there should be something besides the rugs to take care of. Get a pet that will stain those rugs and you'll have a happier home.
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All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always loved fashion and I love that we can do it and not take it seriously.
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Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
men making-love clean
Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.
heart making-love bags
Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.
husband fall making-love
I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.
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You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.
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I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.
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"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to tell him: "That was a joke!" But he just didn't get it. Mick Jagger said, "F- 'em if they don't get the joke." And I love him. That comes with age: Knowing it's their problem, not mine."
dog true-friend love-you
Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.
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It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
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It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.