Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
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I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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We all started on his show, ... Every solid comedian today really got their break on the Carson show.
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Everyone forgets comedians are actors. There's no question about it. A Robin Williams cannot say the same line every night for 40 weeks and make it sound fresh unless he's doing an acting job.
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
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I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
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At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
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Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds
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Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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That was the beginning of a very good run.
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I was not a pretty child. I developed humor to be accepted.