Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
gotta interview nuremberg
You've gotta understand - when you interview someone, it's not an interrogation. It's not the Nuremberg Trials.
Reading should be a pleasure, not a chore.
god great
It's like, God, I'm in my 80s. Nobody, when I die, is going to say, 'How young?' They're going to say she had a great ride.
mad yell
I just get such a connection from an audience. You play with them. I get mad at them. I yell at them. They yell at me. It's just fun.
upsets
What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me.
You can find my book at your favorite bookstore, and if it isn't there, find a new favorite.
control whisper
When you whisper about something, it's too big, and you can't get it under control and take control of it.
hated minute third
I think I was the third person in the world to get a Kindle, and I hated it from the minute I got it.
anyone gets lower promises whoever
I am for anyone that will give me lower taxes, stop all this stupid spending. Whoever promises me that gets this chicken's vote.
cannot comedians forgets fresh line robin sound unless weeks williams
Everyone forgets comedians are actors. There's no question about it. A Robin Williams cannot say the same line every night for 40 weeks and make it sound fresh unless he's doing an acting job.
love
I love the Internet, and I love that you can say whatever you want.
comedy funny learning rooms small
Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.
ties
It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
attribute eating processed
I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to eating a lot of processed foods. I think it's the preservatives that keep me going. That, and I eat as much chocolate as I can get my hands on.