Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
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And then my dog came and sat in my lap. I knew I had to hang in there for Spike.
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Once you begin to believe there is help "out there," you will know it to be true.
begin believe help
Once you begin to believe there is help ""out there,"" you will know it to be true.
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Of course we are going to have to mention Brad and Angelina and ... Tom Cruise and the ever-loving Katie and that horrible Jessica Simpson or whatever her name is.
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No steam or gas ever drives anything until it is confined. No Niagara is ever turned into light and power until it is tunneled. No life ever grows until it is focused, dedicated, disciplined.
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I thought she looked sensational. She was going with her own drummer. A lot of them look like cookie-cutters now and they're all the same look, the same dress. The ones that are so wonderful are the ones that absolutely wear things that nobody else can wear.
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I get what he meant. He thought about shooting the guy, and that's good enough for me.
He is so short, he may be here today. Look under the tables.
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I had seven years of struggle, really bad years, ... I once slept in my car for a week and washed at the YWCA.
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A child of one can be taught not to do certain things such as touch a hot stove, turn on the gas, pull lamps off their tables by their cords, or wake mommy before noon
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How could she not be happy? She was tall, thin, gorgeous and rich, rich, rich, with a husband who didn't want to sleep with her, two normal children and she had a crown.
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Get a pet, an animal you will love and one that will love you in return. In your home, there should be something besides the rugs to take care of. Get a pet that will stain those rugs and you'll have a happier home.
I just want to know. Who got all the jewelry?
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The Carson show changed your life, ... If Carson liked you, you were set. He got the bright comics. He picked the ones who were different, who were smart.