Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
thinking ifs
If you don't think you're funny, no one else will.
animal laughing comedy
Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh.
simple thinking worry
I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you're really not concentrating on the world crisis.
thinking perfect style
I think Hillary Clinton's style is perfect. Perfect. You don't notice what she's wearing, you notice the woman.
thinking very-happy
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.
business thinking looks
I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
father thinking holocaust
Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.
sex lying humorous
I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
phones laughing forever
Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.
children attractive
I was not an attractive child.
lines roles remember
Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines.
kissing complacency form
Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional.
self-confidence ego comedy
I felt a comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material.
fashion hate cities
I hate Billings, Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck