Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
father thinking holocaust
Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.
sex lying humorous
I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
phones laughing forever
Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.
children attractive
I was not an attractive child.
lines roles remember
Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines.
kissing complacency form
Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional.
self-confidence ego comedy
I felt a comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material.
fashion hate cities
I hate Billings, Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck
sex humorous
Better laid than never.
daughter mother littles
My daughter refuses to call me mother in public; my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.
passion people matter
People are arguing whether Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" is anti-semitic. Well, whether it is or it isn't, it doesn't matter, because I've been in touch with his accounting firm, Rosencrantz, Levy and Stern, and they're screwing him out of his profits.
believe psychics personality
The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.
country children thinking
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
baby cousin complaining
my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.