Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
san-francisco trying stylist
They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.
actors castles tonight
Tonight I'll be interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro and Djimon Honsou - and yes, those are actors, not caterers.
feelings age coats
How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.
depressing rotten attention
There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.
camps buddy my-own
I was my own buddy in camp.
art night forever
I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage I feel I am starting from scratch, still not quite sure what I am doing and where I am going, thrown by the simplest thing that goes wrong.
art disappointment air
Somehow, some way, every person in the arts has to find an accommodation with disappointment and embarrassment. They are the pollen in the air we breathe. If you must go into the arts, go into them for yourself alone. On some basic level you must enjoy the act of doing it ... Otherwise, you are going to end up frustrated and unhappy. Recognition in the arts is luck and gravy.
morning body steps
Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.
thinking attention life-is
if you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.
sex humorous two
Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride"...
book self degrees
There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I've Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment but gauze, and it entitles me to tell you that there is a way to get through any misfortune.
sarcastic knees moses
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
husband cake wife
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?
good-day steps aging
I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.