Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
memorable years needs
I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.
funny awards people
The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse.
mother husband men
My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.
temples needs body
My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating
men age way
The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.
party humor night
But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback riding with Jackie O in Central Park if you're going to make a joke about her that night.
memories parenting motherhood
My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
cousin parenting motherhood
My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, "Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia?" Shelia had died at birth.
reading liquid hillarious
I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.
trying london red
Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.
husband cake should
Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?
tired opportunity chance
I have to tell you that it's not going to be easy. Take every chance and every opportunity that you can. Don't say 'I can't' or 'I shouldn't' or 'I'm too tired.'
guy dumb naked
I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked
fashion college mad
My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.