Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
party humor night
But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback riding with Jackie O in Central Park if you're going to make a joke about her that night.
memories parenting motherhood
My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
cousin parenting motherhood
My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, "Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia?" Shelia had died at birth.
reading liquid hillarious
I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.
trying london red
Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.
husband cake should
Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?
tired opportunity chance
I have to tell you that it's not going to be easy. Take every chance and every opportunity that you can. Don't say 'I can't' or 'I shouldn't' or 'I'm too tired.'
guy dumb naked
I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked
fashion college mad
My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.
mother daughter down-and
On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
parenting motherhood eggs
Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.
faces needs deals
With this face, I need all the deals I can get.
new-york done adore
I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.
lying looks appearance
Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.