Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
thinking classical-music
I think it's time they knew the truth about Beethoven.
apologizing comedy should
Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
golf funny-golf great-golf
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
birthday ifs
Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.
nice yeah
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
new-york home night
If you don't go to Broadway, you're a fool. On Broadway, off Broadway, above Broadway, below Broadway, go! Don't tell me there isn't something wonderful playing. If I'm home in New York at night, I'm either at a Broadway or an Off Broadway show. We're in the theater capital of the world, and if you don't get it, you're an idiot.
people rockets palestinian
The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves
stage
The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
people calling making-people-happy
What we do is a calling...we make people happy
girl sex humorous
That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
praise
I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.
death husband ashes
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.
mind want aging
I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.