Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
new-york home night
If you don't go to Broadway, you're a fool. On Broadway, off Broadway, above Broadway, below Broadway, go! Don't tell me there isn't something wonderful playing. If I'm home in New York at night, I'm either at a Broadway or an Off Broadway show. We're in the theater capital of the world, and if you don't get it, you're an idiot.
people rockets palestinian
The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves
stage
The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
people calling making-people-happy
What we do is a calling...we make people happy
girl sex humorous
That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
praise
I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.
death husband ashes
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.
mind want aging
I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.
husband thinking pieces
I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.
girl men years
Remember a few years ago when they left Bea Arthur out of the death reel at the Oscars? Bea Arthur! How did they leave Bea Arthur out? She was in Mame; she was in All in the Family; she was in Maude; she was a Golden Girl, for God's sake! Bea was not only one of Hollywood's leading ladies, she was one of Hollywood's leading men!
baby children thinking
Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.
water hell holy
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
gay icons rue
The only street I like is Rue Honore de Balzac, because 'Balzac' sound so gay, and I love my gays. I might like Parisians more if they named their streets only for gay icons, like Rue Liza Minnelli or Rue Bette Midler or, my favorite, Rue McClanahan.