Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
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It's very important, and if it's the child, no matter how prepubescent or ugly it is, you always say, 'Don't you look great?' You speak to the child even if the face is a pizza.
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I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
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I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to 'ripley's believe it or not' - they sent it back and said, "we don't believe it."
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That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
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If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly
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A child of one can be taught not to do certain things such as touch a hot stove, turn on the gas, pull lamps off their tables by their cords, or wake mommy before noon
I just want to know. Who got all the jewelry?
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I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous.
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I had seven years of struggle, really bad years, ... I once slept in my car for a week and washed at the YWCA.
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We all started on his show, ... Every solid comedian today really got their break on the Carson show.
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Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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What a pathetic turn, ... Somebody ought to take that dress away from her. It's got Ronald McDonald's name on it.
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Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds
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Of course we are going to have to mention Brad and Angelina and ... Tom Cruise and the ever-loving Katie and that horrible Jessica Simpson or whatever her name is.