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american-comedian commercial forget hammer home might point standard
There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better. Todd Barry
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When I was little, we used to have Atari. Rachel Dratch
american-comedian generation handed language written
What's so interesting is that the Aborigine language is all handed down from generation to generation - it's not a written language. Debra Wilson
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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. Ring Lardner
american-comedian mistakes optimist
An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. Ring Lardner
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No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it. Ring Lardner
american-comedian good manuscript writers
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor. Ring Lardner
american-comedian ballplayer happiness playing
The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do. Ring Lardner
american-comedian family
The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. Ring Lardner
dishes supper
A watched supper dish never fills! Charles M. Schulz
dishes gonna prepared says sign
I'm always gonna be crazy about dishes in the sink. Crazy! Because it's a sign of disrespect. It says that you think someone else is going to clean up after you: that you're not prepared to do it yourself. Lara Logan
dishes hours took
When I was at the Cordon Bleu things took hours and hours and hours to make. And they were beautiful dishes - and I know how to cook that way - but I was like, 'no one is cooking like this.' Sandra Lee
dishes ground raw
One of my favorite dishes in the world used to be steak tartare, which is raw ground beef seasoned and then served. Eric Schlosser
dishes last lights offers rice
No one offers the rice dishes at their last rites, and no one lights the lamps for them. Granth Sahib
dishes fast might
I don't think of myself as a fast reader. I just read a lot. When someone else might think, 'I might do the dishes,' I don't. But then the dishes multiply. Elizabeth Strout
dishes few mundane spices
Even just a few spices or ethnic condiments that you can keep in your pantry can turn your mundane dishes into a culinary masterpiece. Marcus Samuelsson
dishes love
One of my favorite dishes is this alfredo I make, and I make the sauce from scratch. I love making everything from scratch. Elle Varner
dishes taking yard
I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that's stupid because I don't go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower. Bill Engvall
hate envy coward
Envy is the coward side of Hate, And all her ways are bleak and desolate. Charles Caleb Colton
hate hatred pity
Pity a thing often avowed, seldom felt; hatred is a thing often felt, seldom avowed. Charles Caleb Colton
hate pride men
There is a diabolical trio existing in the natural man, implacable, inextinguishable, co-operative and consentaneous, pride, envy, and hate; pride that makes us fancy we deserve all the goods that others possess; envy that some should be admired while we are overlooked; and hate, because all that is bestowed on others, diminishes the sum we think due to ourselves. Charles Caleb Colton
hate air giving
A cool blooded and crafty politician, when he would be thoroughly revenged on his enemy, makes the injuries which have been inflicted, not on himself, but on others, the pretext of his attack. He thus engages the world as a partisan in his quarrel, and dignifies his private hate, by giving it the air of disinterested resentment. Charles Caleb Colton
hate half world
There are many that despise half the world; but if there be any that despise the whole of it, it is because the other half despises them. Charles Caleb Colton
hate men love-hate
Most men know what they hate, few what they love. Charles Caleb Colton
hate anger racism
We hate some persons because we do not know them; and will not know them because we hate them. Charles Caleb Colton
hate men thinking
Too many think lightly of sin, and therefore think lightly of the Savior. He who has stood before his God, convicted and condemned, with the rope about his neck, is the man to weep for joy when he is pardoned, to hate the evil which has been forgiven him, and to live to the honor of the Redeemer by whose blood he has been cleansed. Charles Spurgeon
hate waffles managers
The one thing I hate about other managers is waffle that is nowhere near the truth. I would never conduct myself like that. Alan Pardew
later-in-life life-is-hard trying
Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. Bryan Adams
later-in-life handsome
As I would learn later in life, money makes you extremely handsome. Mark Cuban
later-in-life fame
It's probably healthier to find fame later in life. Bill Nighy
later school
When he got to the school, they would not let him in and he was later told Christopher had been shot. Mark Nation
later line list sit year
We're going to sit down later this year and come up with a list of the (water line problems) we know about that we just haven't done anything on. Lyle Thomas
later
We're not anticipating problems, other than that we're getting them later than we expected. Kathy Miller
later offer opportunity raise
Macquarie is stalling for time. There's always the opportunity to raise the offer later on. Michael Long
later life perhaps shelves side
There are books on our shelves we haven't read and doubtless never will, that each of us has probably put to one side in the belief that we will read them later on, perhaps even in another life. Umberto Eco
later learned men nobody save shot
Later we learned that it was one of our own men hanging on the wire. Nobody could do anything for him; two men had already tried to save him, only to be shot themselves. Ernst Toller
months dislocation
I don't like the dislocation of being away for months at a time. It's not conducive to having a life. Bob Mould
months strange provocative
It is true that I am often startled and even angered and repulsed by the strange directions and provocative content of new forms that seem to pop up every few months. David Rockefeller
months six
We were blazing. Six months after we opened, 9/11 happened. Bruce Smith
months honest losing
Losing gets old. It's just been a heck of a month, to be honest with you. Alan Trammell
months takes weeks whether
Whether it takes two months or two weeks whatever, Gary Griffin
months lips three
I'm a terrible lip-syncer anyway because I have to be in the moment, and I can't lip-sync to something I recorded three months before. Barbra Streisand
months lasts cold
If I get a cold, it lasts for a month. Delta Goodrem
months glee projects
There was this project I really wanted before 'Glee' and I didn't get cast - I went in about 13 times and I was so bummed when I didn't get it. But then a month later I got cast on 'Glee,' and I felt like it was meant to happen. Dianna Agron
months next pope
The pope said he will go in the first months of next year. Shimon Peres
six wake-up hours
I train six to seven hours every single day. I wake up six days a week and know that it's going to be the same thing. Bryan Clay
six skateboarder wanted
Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six. Bam Margera
six twelve bliss
There is no human bliss equal to twelve hours of work with only six hours in which to do it. Anthony Trollope
six slowly throw
We're going to be with them a lot for at least the first six months, then slowly wean them. We're not just going to throw them into an apartment. Linda Price
sixty
Sixty is just a number. I don't feel 60. Bob Eastwood
six
Six times now, huh. That's not too bad. Jessie Pettit
six weeks
We have six weeks to go, ... With your help, we can make it happen. Michael R. Bloomberg
sixty sounds
We didn't play that great, but we got it done. Sixty wins, that sounds good. Chauncey Billups
six
When you're six years old, you do not appreciate that you're living in the Alps. My sisters and I, all we wanted was to go to Disneyland. Ahna O'Reilly
starting
I like starting. It's pretty cool. Al Leiter
starting-out starting hard
It must be really hard to be starting out in music now. Bryan Ferry
start sweep top
When you sweep the stairs, you start at the top German Proverb
start
When you start to see cancellations, you really get worried. David Seiders
start
When you start to know what you're doing and why you're doing it, it makes it better. George White
start subjective talking uniform
When you start talking about prospects, it's a very subjective term. The way I look at it is as long as you've got a uniform on, you've got a chance. Grady Fuson
starting-over kindergarten wells
We'd all do well to start over again, preferably with kindergarten. Kurt Vonnegut
starting-over teapots starting
Originally I planned on starting a teapot collection. I really like them. Billy Dee Williams
starting-over finding-yourself world
I ain't never found no place for me to fit. Seem like all I do is start over. It ain't nothing to find no starting place in the world. You just start from where you find yourself. August Wilson
washington-dc politics conversation
In Washington, DC, politics dominate even the most casual conversations. Armstrong Williams
washington
We're considering everything right now, ... The most important thing is to see is what Washington does. Mike Easley
wash
I'd be willing to do anything. I'm not precious. I'd wash dishes. Linus Roache
wash
I wash my face and put moisturiser on; I've never had a facial, and I don't get my hair or my nails done. I just do it all myself. Imelda May
wash
I'm attempting to put myself in a bottle that will one day wash up on the beach for my children. Randy Pausch
washington
Remarkably, there are leaders in Washington who don't understand why it's so important for us to have a budget. Susan Brooks
wash
I had my share of critics, and I wash my hands of the whole lot. Frank Richard Stockton
washed
I think that the stock's probably washed out for a while, Tim Anderson
washington
Washington as a Surveyor. We should have been clearer. David Remnick