Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
harry met wants
Nobody wants to hear that you met Harry Truman... I met Harry Truman... But you know what I mean? Nobody's interested. They want to know you met Rihanna. And that kills me.
people
I'm always shocked when I get an invitation. People are always shocked when they see me at a party.
celebrity country third
I hate old people, I hate children. I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
american-comedian bend god work
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
followed thanksgiving
My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit, so we have big celebrations for New Year, Passover, Thanksgiving and birthdays.
chat dressing jokes knocked room ruined russell
I made so many jokes about poor Russell Crowe, he once knocked on my dressing room door, and told me he wanted to go out on this chat show we were on to laugh with me. Now he's ruined it. I can't make another joke about him.
angry change dwell months move six somebody waste year
I never dwell on what happened. You can't change it. Move forward. Don't waste your energy on being angry at something that somebody did six months ago or a year ago. It's over. Done. Move forward.
american-comedian call gifts today tomorrow yesterday
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
enjoy funny gets goes life upset wrong
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
again later months six start wash
You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again
again later months six start
You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again
running vegas race
A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: 'Run your own race, put on your blinders.'
daughter wish littles
I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.
anger comedy
Your anger can be 49 % and your comedy 51 %, and you're okay. If the anger is 51 %, the comedy is gone.