Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
came wrong
He came at me but he got the wrong chicken,
knew talk
You could have had Rosie O'Donnell here to talk about how to be straight. Like no one knew she was gay.
way fallen
I love the way my life has fallen into place.
fashion enjoy
Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!
gay cost married
Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.
laughing life-is-hard tubes
Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
comedy beats should
Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.
girl fun want
Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
thinking ifs
If you don't think you're funny, no one else will.
animal laughing comedy
Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh.
simple thinking worry
I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you're really not concentrating on the world crisis.
thinking perfect style
I think Hillary Clinton's style is perfect. Perfect. You don't notice what she's wearing, you notice the woman.
thinking very-happy
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.
business thinking looks
I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.