Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
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All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always loved fashion and I love that we can do it and not take it seriously.
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Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube.
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With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone clapping and going, 'Joan, wake up, it's all over and you're looking pretty'.
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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
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I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.
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As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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You could have had Rosie O'Donnell here to talk about how to be straight. Like no one knew she was gay.
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I love the way my life has fallen into place.
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Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!
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Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.
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Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
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Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.
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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!