Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
believe gay men
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
thinking people matter
I've learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you're working with, when the chips are down, it's all about business.
writing sweaters guy
I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write: "You are here". I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.
acting looks lines
If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
girl mother lasts
I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: "Last Girl Before Freeway."
doors years car
When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now...once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the freeway at the time.
sex husband breathing
I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having an asthma attack.
sex nice men
The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.
baby nice birth
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.
thinking spas lost
I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm very, very happy. I thought of it as work and a spa.
children kissing lips
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.
stars children hate
I've always hate child stars, starting from way back when, when I was a child. The first child star I saw was Shirley Temple. She was six years old, two foot six and the biggest star in Hollywood. She wore ribbons in her hair, and frilly little pinafores and shiny patent-leather tap shoes - just like the boys in Glee do.
children kids gay
I love gay and lesbian parents. But I think we need a law that says lesbians and gay men have to raise their children together. This way, the kids would not only know how to build bookshelves, but they'd also instinctively know how to decorate them.
careers loops radar
I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.