Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
mother daughter down-and
On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
parenting motherhood eggs
Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.
faces needs deals
With this face, I need all the deals I can get.
new-york done adore
I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.
lying looks appearance
Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.
meaningful want ridiculous
I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.
inspiration breathing age
Happiness, at my age, is breathing
advice stranger
Never floss a stranger.
common-sense fur common
Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
mother years eggs
A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.
food fats seconds
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
sex two fifty
Two is company; three is fifty bucks.
sex humorous eight
I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.
fashion las-vegas lasts
The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' And as far as fashion is concerned, that's a good thing.