Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
love pain husband
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
inspirational funny running
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
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You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
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I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.
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I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
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I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.
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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
next rooms born
I was born in 1962 and the room next to me was 1963.
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
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I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.