Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
grandchildren pigs talking
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.
calm calm-down enjoy
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.
daughter speak jokes
My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there."
fashion clothes age
The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.
fashion holiday faces
My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.
want aging chickens
I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
retirement fun aging
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
dog years two
A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.
baby husband should-have
When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
funny hilarious hate
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
business partners equal
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
horse believe two
If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
adventure worst-moments laughing
Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.
hair oscars red
The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius' bathroom floor,