Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
thinking rest-of-your-life world
I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'
husband names dating
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
breakup divorce unhappy
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
mother apology people
My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.
age way steak
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
hate people doe
I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'
military gay ugly
If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly
fashion matter doe
Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.
art memorable swimming
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
sexy fashion knows
You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.
funny stupid war
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
parenting motherhood thank-god
Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.
white laughing diets
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
children lamps noon
A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon.